So, welcome to 2020
It's no great mystery at this specific moment we are all doing our best to combat the spreading of the virus by wearing a facial mask as directed by the Health Organization.
At first a lot of us were griping, some people are against it and what not, each to their own in this department, I'm not here to judge.
I was kind of moaning at first, but then I started to realize little signs of funny positive upsides popping up on my day to day when I'm out and about.
I thought well let's take a wee look at this whole mask scenario from the other direction…….
Good funny benefits of wearing a mask
When you are on a busy Subway and someone is getting on your nerves, instead of speaking under your breath you can just say right out what's on your mind and they are none the wiser
They are fantastic for when you have to go out in public the morning after and you are hungover as shit, ain't nobody know the difference.
They come in very handy if you forgot to brush your teeth in the morning.
If you catch your eye on someone you may be friends with on Facebook but don't want to talk to them, you just look away there are none the wiser.
If someone's calling you out on something and you're full of crap, you can lie through your teeth and they can't tell.
You no longer have to put on a fake smile in those situations where you can't be bothered for every Tom Dick and Harry.
You can now buy obscene amounts of junk food when you are stoned , but you're in disguise though, it doesn't matter, your conscience is clear
When you get home to your partner, you can put on scrubs and turn doctor roleplay into level five
I can't even imagine how happy shoplifters must be right now as well
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