To the Alberta separatists demanding independence, you cannot file for a messy divorce from Canada and still expect to keep the military, the joint bank accounts, and the national pension plan. It is Ants here. Let us get one thing absolutely crystal clear right out of the gate. Do not read this and think it is some desperate, teary-eyed plea to encourage you to stay. On the contrary, it is an unfortunate situation, but we are way past that point. You have already gone out an