You are buying a massive freedom house but you completely forgot to install the plumbing, and now the entire basement is filling up with sewage. It is Ants here. You see people cheering online for this grand vision of walking away from Canada and grabbing the reins of destiny. They want to strut around the global stage wearing a pristine fur coat, but they have absolutely no underwear on underneath. It looks completely ridiculous to anyone who actually understands how a count

To the Alberta separatists screaming about taking back control of your province, you cannot simultaneously try to sell the soul of your backyard to Washington and expect the rest of Canada to just sit back and watch. It is Ants here. You and I need to have a serious conversation about the absolute hypocrisy happening right in front of our eyes. A massive new investigation from the Globe and Mail just ripped the lid off the backroom dealings of the separatist movement. Figures

To the Alberta separatists demanding independence, you cannot file for a messy divorce from Canada and still expect to keep the military, the joint bank accounts, and the national pension plan. It is Ants here. Let us get one thing absolutely crystal clear right out of the gate. Do not read this and think it is some desperate, teary-eyed plea to encourage you to stay. On the contrary, it is an unfortunate situation, but we are way past that point. You have already gone out an